My Dream Man! Over 25 Things I Need In A Man..

I get asked so often what my dream man should be like and what kind of type I love. Mostly guys who like me ask me this to know if they “are my type”.

So I just thought I will blog it so I won’t have to always tell it again and again and again.
Saving my damn time!

I don’t really have a type of guy I like. So I just wrote a few things that make up my ideal man.

Yes, that’s a lot to ask but i was writing about my ideal man.

He doesn’t have to be 100% this way.

Soo my dream guy..

  • Piercings, stretched ears and tattoos
  • Love watching series and movies like Bob’s Burgers, Disney and Horror
  • Like Staying Home and Cuddling
  • Is capable of spending an entire day in bed
  • Amazing eyes
  • Alternative Style and Music Taste
  • Really care for me
  • Don’t lie
  • Talk about you at 4pm about deep shit and try to understand you
  • Offer words of wisdom & a helping hand
  • Like me for who I am and don’t judge me
  • Protect me even though he totally knows I got this
  • Good hygiene
  • Can spell and use proper grammar
  • A bit of gentleman a bit of bad boy
  • Tease me, joke around and then kiss me
  • Total crazy, funny and do all shit together you will regret later
  • Tall and toned
  • Dark hair.. either long or really short.. uh or scene.. uh or dreadlocks..
  • Sexy deep voice
  • Romantic but not corny
  • Mature but immature in a funny way and older than me
  • Same music, movie, style taste, sense of humor and same opinion of most opinion of important things.
  • Not too clingy or too jealous but a little bit jealousy is cute
  • Send me cute messages
  • Spontaneous and adventurous
  • Bearded
  • Nice cheekbones
  • ..

If you know anyone that is totally like this, send them to me. Haha 😀

So Ladies and queers, what is your PERFECT man?

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Lazar Angelov

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The FUNNIEST and DUMBEST Things People Said In Court

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? 

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!


ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.


ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.


ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.


ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.


ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?


ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?


ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.


ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?


ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid


ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?


ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.


ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.


ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.


ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.


ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…


ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.


ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?


And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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#SnapDiina – Infos, Rules, Prices, etc.

What is “#SnapDiina”?

I came up with this because I love Snapchat and was bored and got asked so often do shoutout people. 😀 

I ask for snaps and my followers can snap me (if possible with”#snapdiina” written on it) which I will feature on this blog so they can been seen by everyone and maybe get a bit famous.

How does it work? I want to get posted what do I have to do?

Either just send me a snap with the “#SnapDiina’ on it or wait till I request Snaps. Sometimes I just request Snaps without a Topic and sometimes I request Snaps to a topic or ask something.

Example: “Spring.” or “What are you thankful for?”

Feel free to suggest Topics, Prompts and Questions!

Rules?

The only rules are 

1. Just send your own Snaps with no one on it who doesn’t know/want it. 

2. No nudes or similar stuff.

What about prices? What and how can I win?

Sometimes you can win something for the best photo. If you can win something I post it on my Snapchat (@DiinaDaring). I also do normal giveaways. Click here for more

Want your photo to get deleted?

Please just snap me, if you WANT it to be posted. If you want your photo to deleted just contact me and tell me which photo is yours. Thank you.

Enojy the photos of #SnapDiina and happy snapping darlings! <3

INTERNATIONAL TUMBLR DAY!

What is?

The 5th March everyone will draw or have a “t” on a place where everyone can see it (hands, face, t-shirts or everything you prefer) and if you see someone with this “t” anywhere you go up to them & hug them, exchange urls, and become lifelong friends. (Maybe take selfies together)

Who can do it?

THIS IS FOR EVERYONE! porn, quality, vertical, personal, indie, kawaii, pale, grunge, fandoms, absolutely everyone!

It doesn’t matter in which fandom you are, the language you speak, your age, your skin, your sexual gender, because Tumblr is for a lot of people a place where to find friends and enjoy your passions. So raise your wands or do the three finger salue to your brother or sister or simply hug them.

Share it!

In order for this to happen we have to to share this, there are more than 170 MILLION blogs on tumblr, now is the time for a Tumblr day! Enjoy this day because it’s for you.

Let’s do this!

I just have to create a shirt for it haha I am in love with Tumblr and this sounds amazing! I love hugging haha and everyone on Tumblr is awesome!

What about you guys?

One guy, one instagram account and a lot of Nutella Jars!

Almost everybody loves Nutella, but the 24-year-old Wardere Farah is really loving it.

It is so fucking cute! I am in love with Nutella, too. I want marry him and get a lot of nutella babys haha

16 Kids That May Have All the Answers in Life

Quick, someone get these kids to Mensa!

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