Ten things I learned from Dating

1. Dating is confusing and ridden with anxieties.
2. It is years of experience that means nothing.
3. It is also exciting and one hell of an adventure.
4. One person will make you feel like nothing can go wrong.
5. Another will make you feel like everything can go wrong at one time.
6. It is not easy.
7. It is not immediate.
8. Be picky, you don’t want to settle.
9. You could love someone with all your heart. They could be the best thing that ever happened to you. But if they’re not motivated to better themselves, then you have to better yourself by finding someone who is.
10. Love does not come in one person. There are so many people you can love.

 Dont go wasting your emotions

My Dream Man! Over 25 Things I Need In A Man..

I get asked so often what my dream man should be like and what kind of type I love. Mostly guys who like me ask me this to know if they “are my type”.

So I just thought I will blog it so I won’t have to always tell it again and again and again.
Saving my damn time!

I don’t really have a type of guy I like. So I just wrote a few things that make up my ideal man.

Yes, that’s a lot to ask but i was writing about my ideal man.

He doesn’t have to be 100% this way.

Soo my dream guy..

  • Piercings, stretched ears and tattoos
  • Love watching series and movies like Bob’s Burgers, Disney and Horror
  • Like Staying Home and Cuddling
  • Is capable of spending an entire day in bed
  • Amazing eyes
  • Alternative Style and Music Taste
  • Really care for me
  • Don’t lie
  • Talk about you at 4pm about deep shit and try to understand you
  • Offer words of wisdom & a helping hand
  • Like me for who I am and don’t judge me
  • Protect me even though he totally knows I got this
  • Good hygiene
  • Can spell and use proper grammar
  • A bit of gentleman a bit of bad boy
  • Tease me, joke around and then kiss me
  • Total crazy, funny and do all shit together you will regret later
  • Tall and toned
  • Dark hair.. either long or really short.. uh or scene.. uh or dreadlocks..
  • Sexy deep voice
  • Romantic but not corny
  • Mature but immature in a funny way and older than me
  • Same music, movie, style taste, sense of humor and same opinion of most opinion of important things.
  • Not too clingy or too jealous but a little bit jealousy is cute
  • Send me cute messages
  • Spontaneous and adventurous
  • Bearded
  • Nice cheekbones
  • ..

If you know anyone that is totally like this, send them to me. Haha 😀

So Ladies and queers, what is your PERFECT man?

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The 25 best Tips for Men, trust me

Buy high quality tools, so you only have to buy them once.
Keep a change of clothes at work.
Never hit anyone unless they are an immediate threat.
Every hat should serve a purpose.
Never take her to the movies on the first date.
Learn to wet shave.
Nothing looks more bad ass than a well-tailored suit.
Shave with the grain on the first go-around.
Always look a person in the eye when you talk to them.
Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.
Exercise makes you happy. Run, lift, and play sports.
Brush your teeth before you put on your tie.
A small amount of your paycheck should go directly to your savings account every month.
Call Mom and Dad every week.
Never wear a clip-on tie.
Give a firm handshake.
Compliment her shoes.
Never leave a beer unfinished.
If you aren’t confident, fake it. It will come around.
You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him.
Be conscious of your body language.
The only reason to ever point a gun at someone is if you intend to shoot them. Period.
Always stand to shake someone’s hand.
Never lend anything you can’t afford to lose.
Ask more than you answer. Everybody likes to talk about themselves.
Never have sex with anyone that doesn’t want it as much as you.
Go for women out of your league. You may end up surprised.
Manliness is not only being able to take care of yourself, but others as well.
Go with the decision that will make for a good story.
When you walk, look straight ahead, not at your feet.
Nice guys don’t finish last, boring guys do.
Find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it.
Don’t let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
No matter their job or status, everyone deserves your respect.
The most important thing you can learn is personal responsibility. Bad things happen, it’s your job to overcome them.
The first one to get angry loses.
A man does what needs to be done without complaining.
Never stop learning.
Always go out into public dressed like you’re about to meet the love of your life.
Don’t change yourself just to make someone happy.
If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.
Luck favors the prepared.
Women find confidence sexy as hell.
Do whatever you want to do, but be the best at it.
No one is on their deathbed wishing they spent more time at work.

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Cute things i would do as your girlfriend

•cuddle. a lot of cuddling.
•buy u clothes randomly cause i saw a shirt in the store and it reminded me of u.
•we can go out for breakfast.
•go on runs or hikes or walks with our adorable puppy
•show u good music.
•coffee runs.
•u have a permanent best friend.
•where did ur shirt go? oh yeah, im probs wearing it.
•spontaneous adventures.
•talking about everything.
•hold your hand while we walk in public cause that’s a cute thing.Friends with benefits

Signs You Are Addicted To Nutella

1. This is what your typical trip to the grocery store looks like.

This is what your typical trip to the grocery store looks like.

2. You find this man to be the most attractive human on the planet.

You find this man to be the most attractive human on the planet.

He holds the key to your very happiness.

3. You already know exactly how you’ll be raising your children.

You already know exactly how you'll be raising your children.

Choosy moms choose Jif, but hardcore moms choose Nutella.

4. Your purse is always fully stocked in case you need a quick fix.

Your purse is always fully stocked in case you need a quick fix.

5. You genuinely like the idea of Nutella flowing through your veins.

You genuinely like the idea of Nutella flowing through your veins.

6. When you close your eyes at night, you dream of places like this:

When you close your eyes at night, you dream of places like this:

And this:

And this:

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7. But your nightmares look something like this:

But your nightmares look something like this:

Because you would NEVER waste a single drop of that chocolatey goodness.

Because you would NEVER waste a single drop of that chocolatey goodness.

8. You know stealing is bad, but you find yourself admiring these criminals.

You know stealing is bad, but you find yourself admiring these criminals.

Can I get these robbers’ numbers plz?

9. No matter what the labels may say, you know there is only one true hazelnut spread.

No matter what the labels may say, you know there is only one true hazelnut spread.

LIAR!

FAKER!

NOOOOOO!

10. This looks like a perfectly balanced meal to you.

This looks like a perfectly balanced meal to you.

I mean, there IS a banana there. Food pyramid = conquered.

11. Your happiest moments in life revolve around Nutella.

Your happiest moments in life revolve around Nutella.

12. Unfortunately, so do your saddest moments.

Unfortunately, so do your saddest moments.

13. You know there is more than one way to enjoy this revolutionary treat…

Cushioned between two cookies:

Cushioned between two cookies:

Get the recipe here.

Stuffed into your pancakes:

Stuffed into your pancakes:

Get the recipe here.

Melted into hot chocolate:

Melted into hot chocolate:

Get the recipe here.

Or drizzled atop your cupcakes:

Or drizzled atop your cupcakes:

Get the recipe here.

14. But true addicts know the best way to enjoy Nutella is straight out of the jar.

But true addicts know the best way to enjoy Nutella is straight out of the jar.

15. And even though sometimes you end up eating the ENTIRE jar, you never regret it.

15 Signs You're Addicted To Nutella

Because Nutella is pure magic made in the land of yum. Start spreading, my friends.

Because Nutella is pure magic made in the land of yum. Start spreading, my friends.

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Severe Thunderstorm

On the 20th June was a severe thunderstorm here in Bochum (Germany). It started just after my school finishes. It started to rain heavily. My mother picked me up and on the way home it was like a bad horror movie. You could not see anything, you could hear the hail on the roof popping and it was almost completely dark (even though it was afternoon).
Our whole basement was full of water. We can throw away the things that were in it.
The road turned into a river, you could not even see the sidewalk. (second last picture)
And the pond on the last picture wasn’t there before.

Am 20. Juni war bei uns in Bochum ein starkes Unwetter. Es begann gerade als ich Schulschluss hatte. Es fing an stark zu regen. Meine Mutter holte mich ab und auf dem Nachhauseweg war es wie in einem schlechten Horrorfilm. Man konnte nichts sehen, man hörte den Hagel auf das Autodach knallen und es war fast ganz dunkel (obwohl’s Nachmittag war).
Unser ganzer Keller war voller Wasser. Die Sachen die dadrin waren können wir wegwerfen.
Die Straße verwandelte sich in einen Fluss, man konnte sogar den Bürgersteig nicht mehr sehen. (zweit letztes Foto)
Und der Teich auf dem letzten Foto war vorher nicht da.

Vorurteile gegen Waldorfschüler

Vorurteile über Waldorfschüler kennt doch jeder, oder nicht?
Ich habe mal ein paar Vorurteile aufgelistet um ein bisschen aufzuklären, was es damit auf sich hat.
Vorsicht: Dieser Post enthält Ironie und Sarkasmus. Also nicht alles ernst nehmen! 🙂

Waldorfschüler pflanzen den ganze Tag Bäume
Natürlich. Bäume pflanzen ist neben dem Bloggen mein liebstes Hobby. 😉
Wir reden auch noch mit Bäumen, umarmen und heiraten sie.
Hallo, ich heiße Diina und haben ein Baumfetisch. ^-^ So ein Outing ist ja gar nicht so schwer, wie ich dachte. o:
Aber ich glaube, die mit ihren Kleingärten nebenan schöpfen Verdacht!
Aber wer weiß, vielleicht lasse ich mich zu einem Baum umoperieren? Vielleicht bin ich auch schon ein Baum? Vielleicht bist du auch einer? Vielleicht sind wir alle Bäume und wissen es nur noch nicht?
Oh my gosh :O

Das sind alles übertriebene zurückgebliebene Ökos
Yeees. Ich wasche meine Haare nicht, trage keinen BH, halte das Internet für eine Verschwörung (da ich ja auch gar keinen Blog habe) und trage nur Baumwolle in naturtönen. Immer doch.
Jetzt mal ernsthaft: Wir haben ein paar Ökos auf der Schule, aber sind nicht auf jeder Schule welche?
Ich habe nicht gegen Ökos, es kann ja jeder so sein wie er möchte. Aber zu behaupten, dass auf einer Waldorfschule nur Ökos sind, ist einfach nur Schubladendenken.

Waldorfschüler tanzen ihren Namen.
Nein. Das was ihr mit “Namen tanzen” meint, heißt Eurythmie und ist so gesehen Ausdruckstanz. Man könnte damit auch seinen Namen tanzen, aber wir stellen so zum Beispiel Lieder oder Gedichte da. Es kann sein, das irgendein Lehrer wirklich mal die Klasse dazu aufgefordert hat, seinen Namen zu tanzen, aber wenn dann als Spiel. Eurythmie ist weitaus komplexer, als seinen Namen zu tanzen.
Aber ehrlich gesagt: Kein Waldorfschüler, den ich kenne mag Eurythmie und würde es freiwillig tanzen. 😀

Waldorfschüler machen kein richtiges Abitur
Wir müssen auch die Zentralen Prüfungen machen. Statistisch gesehen schaffen sogar mehr Waldorfschüler ihr Abitur als Gymnasiasten. ^.^

Total die Sekte!
Jeden morgen gibt es eine Gehirnwäsche und danach werden wir in unserer eigenen Scientology Kirche an ein E-Meter angeschlossen. 😉

Habt ihr nicht manche Fächer nicht?
Wir haben Epochenunterricht. ^-^ Aber so gesehen, haben wir alle Fächer wie andere Schulen auch + ein paar andere Fächer wie Eurythmie, Schreinern und so.

Keine Noten
Ja, das stimmt wirklich. Wir bekommen bis zur 10. Klasse keine Noten, sondern sehr detalierte Bewertungen.
Aber ob da jetzt “6 – ungenügend” oder “Schlecht, bitte übe mehr!” steht, ist doch egal, oder?

Kein Unterricht & man darf machen was man will
Falsch! Wie kann man so was bitte denken? o.O Wir haben auch Unterricht und dürfen auch nicht machen was wir wollen. Der Unterricht ist individueller, man übt dann halt das, was man noch nicht kann. Wir dürfen im Unterricht zum Beispiel auch was trinken, wofür mich manche meiner alten Lehrer umgebracht hätten.

Nur was für Reiche
Keiner aus meiner Klasse ist wirklich reich. Unsere Eltern zahlen nur etwas monatlich, weil die Schule nicht komplett vom Staat finanziert wird.
Ich finde, dass sich die Vorurteile “alles Ökos” und “alles Reiche” schon widersprechen. 😀

Habe ich irgendwelche Vorurteile vergessen? 😀 Schreibt’s in die Kommentare und ich gehe darauf ein! 🙂

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